ISBN-13: 9780982272534

Paperback Pub. Date: Mar 09

EBook Pub. Date: Jan 08

We could all use a little chocolate, couldn’t you? As Alex prepares for her trip to Switzerland, the boyfriend she always thought would carry her to the end unexpectedly dumps her. As she tackles the trip on her own, with her over powering self-destructive mother coddling at her sleeve, Alex finally realizes that life was meant for more. After bathing herself in European couture and Swiss chocolate, Alex returns to her new life in Seattle, where she finds that becoming a bitch, might have been the best move she ever made. As she struggles between old flames, and new fires, Alex unexpectedly finds that what she always wanted had been there all along. Follow Alex as she transforms herself into the woman she always thought she could be, a woman no man could resist, in a place where anything can happen, and will.

Part Memoir, part fictional journey, Eva Johnson explores her past. Come see what many have claimed to be an irresistibly funny depiction of life in motion. Swiss Chocolate, the perfect balance of love, and mischief.


“Road sodas!” Aly had screamed loudly in the beer aisle, holding her arms out like a tiny gladiator as her purse dangled limply from her infinitesimal bicep.
Josh had put his toned arms out willingly as she piled them high with a few different kinds of beer, figuring she could never settle on just one flavor, story of her life. Josh was like a pet to her, and I felt a sense of mourning knowing his attempts were futile.